Someone buys this sh*t.

Who is Lon? Is he the person who decided that neon was back?
Is GBE a terrible condition that involves wearing overpriced sweatshirts from tourist traps?
And what does Groundskeeper Willy have to do with this... obviously he is very upset, because the shirt actually says "ACH!!!"

What is even worse than this shirt design is the decision made by the retailer to FEATURE this shirt outside their shop.

Inaugural badness.

Who loves our beaches? Apparently, not the Peninsula Visitor's Bureau. Because all they think is that...
BEACHES ARE


A TREASURE


And that is all.

Is it just me, or did they leave something out? Maybe a graphic in the middle? And why the kelly green? I am disappointed not just because this is the saddest way to welcome someone to your "treasure", but also because whoever sent this to the vinyl sign shop obviously didn't ask ANYONE ELSE IF IT SUCKED. Because I know someone would have at least said, "Ooooh... ermmm... that's it??"

And don't even get me started on the duct tape used to gently mount the sign to a local landmark. NICE.